you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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