you guys were way drunker than both of me
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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