so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
