Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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