FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
