butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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