Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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