At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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