i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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