YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
being pregnant is like rehab
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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