I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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