420 ftw
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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