dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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