I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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