so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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