so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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