and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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