Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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