i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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