You're my little dorito
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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