it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
So. Much. Porn.
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