just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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