I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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