using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
only if we run a train.
done.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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