On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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