could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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