One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
