Fuck appropriateness.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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