so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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