he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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