Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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