so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
why do cheetos always look like penises
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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