butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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