Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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