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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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