Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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