Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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