i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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