38 yer olds are good kisserssss
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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