No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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