oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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