I should be sponsored by Trojan
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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