The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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