Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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