someone threw a dead crab at me
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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