Whod you bang
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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