I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
