highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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