Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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