but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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