i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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