I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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