Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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