ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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