seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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