do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just saw a hot homeless man
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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