Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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