My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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