i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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